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🎮 Meanwhile, the developers who worked day and night on this game are surviving on... your hopes and dreams?
💸 But don't worry, I'm sure your *“support”* via memes totally funds their next project.
👑 So be a legend. Buy the real game. Support creativity. And maybe, just maybe... avoid becoming the next malware victim.
😇 Remember, even Gandalf paid for his Middle-earth DLC.